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Phyllis Kao is brat
Today on the tiktok
Kamala(‘s social team) wins the internet
These are Kentucky fences
Emily draws blood first
What a bold freaking move.
In case you missed it, Kamala seems to have a strategic plan that is entirely centered around the gen z vote.
And it seems to be working.
In what could have been the biggest cultural miss in politics, Kamala has rebranded her entire twitter profile after Charli XCX. I don’t understand it at all, but it seems to be working.
This is probably my favorite take on the whole thing so far:
Meanwhile, news hosts are as confused as US senators during the tiktok hearings.
I just feel like that’s not really a KY fence.
If you spend any time online, you may have come across Trevor Rainbolt, or, as he is more commonly known, Rainbolt.
(By the way, Trevor is a 2/10 name. Rainbolt is a 10/10 name. What a combo.)
He achieved a kind of fame only tiktok can provide for playing the browser geography game GeoGuessr.
In the game, a player is dropped into a random Google Streetview location as has to determine where in the world it is.
He is inexplicably good at it. ⬇️
My only beef is that the white fence is not a “kentucky fence”. This is.
But I’m from Michigan, so wtf do I know.
Still impressive.
It takes a lot to upstage a $44,600,000 dinosaur.
In case you missed it, Sotheby’s just auctioned the most expensive dinosaur in history and no one cares.
Everyone is talking about the absolute SWAG of the auctioneer Phyllis Kao.
I think I want to build a time machine so she can officiate my wedding.
“Emily draws blood first.” is the coolest thing ever said in a dinosaur auction.
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