Phyllis Kao is brat

president IS brat / geography IS brat / dinosaur IS brat

Phyllis Kao is brat

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Today on the tiktok

  1. Kamala(‘s social team) wins the internet

  2. These are Kentucky fences

  3. Emily draws blood first

What a bold freaking move.

In case you missed it, Kamala seems to have a strategic plan that is entirely centered around the gen z vote.

And it seems to be working.

In what could have been the biggest cultural miss in politics, Kamala has rebranded her entire twitter profile after Charli XCX. I don’t understand it at all, but it seems to be working.

This is probably my favorite take on the whole thing so far:

@casstherockwillson

they are putting in WORK

Meanwhile, news hosts are as confused as US senators during the tiktok hearings.

@cnn

CNN's Jake Tapper, Jamie Gangel, David Chalian, and Kaitlan Collins discuss Vice President Kamala Harris' embracing of "brat," a meme and ... See more

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I just feel like that’s not really a KY fence.

If you spend any time online, you may have come across Trevor Rainbolt, or, as he is more commonly known, Rainbolt.

(By the way, Trevor is a 2/10 name. Rainbolt is a 10/10 name. What a combo.)

He achieved a kind of fame only tiktok can provide for playing the browser geography game GeoGuessr.

In the game, a player is dropped into a random Google Streetview location as has to determine where in the world it is.

He is inexplicably good at it. ⬇️

@rainboltclips

these are kentucky fences 😭 #rainbolt #rainboltclips #geoguessr

My only beef is that the white fence is not a “kentucky fence”. This is.

But I’m from Michigan, so wtf do I know.

Still impressive.

It takes a lot to upstage a $44,600,000 dinosaur.

In case you missed it, Sotheby’s just auctioned the most expensive dinosaur in history and no one cares.

Everyone is talking about the absolute SWAG of the auctioneer Phyllis Kao.

I think I want to build a time machine so she can officiate my wedding.

@jacksonstrike

I will be quitting my job and becoming a full time auctioneer now #stegosaurus #sothebys #christies #nyc #fashion

“Emily draws blood first.” is the coolest thing ever said in a dinosaur auction.

be good

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bonus tik tok

@tokstar696969

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